Dislikes

Things I Dislike:

• tequila
• hot weather
• cheese
• eggs
• bread
• noodles
• driving on ice
• sunburns
• hospitals
• gold
• Internet Explorer

People I Dislike:

• George W. Bush & his whole political family
• liars
• cheaters
• thieves
• people who think their shit don’t stink
• inconsiderate people
• fake people
• idiots
• tweekers
• selfish lovers
• two-faced people
• people who refer to themselves in the third person
• telemarketers
• bigots
• Christian Fundamentalists
• People who think they have the right to dictate how others should live

Pet Peeves

• empty icetrays left in the freezer
• unrinsed dirty dishes left in the sink
• when people don’t clean up after themselves
• when people are driving slower in the fast lane than people in the right hand lane
• the shower curtain left open
• drivers who cut in a long line at the last minute for their exit
• being interrupted
• being put on hold
• when people call but don’t leave a voicemail
• calls that are a recorded message telling you to “please hold for an important message”
• dried toothpaste in the bathroom sink
• toilet seat left up
• an empty or near empty container put back in the refrigerator