'we all go a little mad sometimes'
Dislikes
Things I Dislike:
- tequila
- hot weather
- cheese
- eggs
- bread
- noodles
- driving on ice
- sunburns
- hospitals
- gold
- Internet Explorer
People I Dislike:
- George W. Bush & his whole political family
- liars
- cheaters
- thieves
- people who think their shit don’t stink
- inconsiderate people
- fake people
- idiots
- tweekers
- selfish lovers
- two-faced people
- people who refer to themselves in the third person
- telemarketers
- bigots
- Christian Fundamentalists
- People who think they have the right to dictate how others should live
Pet Peeves
- empty icetrays left in the freezer
- unrinsed dirty dishes left in the sink
- when people don’t clean up after themselves
- when people are driving slower in the fast lane than people in the right hand lane
- the shower curtain left open
- drivers who cut in a long line at the last minute for their exit
- being interrupted
- being put on hold
- when people call but don’t leave a voicemail
- calls that are a recorded message telling you to “please hold for an important message”
- dried toothpaste in the bathroom sink
- toilet seat left up
- an empty or near empty container put back in the refrigerator







