Top 10 Signs you might have Bipolar Disorder
10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.
9. You just bought the Kenny G and Berry Manilow box set just because.
8. You think going to bed on Monday and getting up on Friday is a good rest.
7. What do you mean you’re tired — I had only 3 orgasms!
6. You cannot remember doing number 7.
5. You know the names of at least 15 antidepressants and 3 mood stabilizers.
4. Your cat’s name is Kay and your dog’s name is Jamison.
3. You bring your own research to the doctor’s office.
2. You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do in four days.
And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:
1. Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this morning you are contemplating whether the jelly goes on top of the peanut butter or under it.
This is the humorous version… click here for the serious version.
On this day..
- Aunt Nita's Obituary - 2011
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I’m a thirty-something bipolar woman, an advanced tech agent with a pay tv provider, tax preparer for a local charity, current Tulsa inhabitant, and I’m one credit shy of an Associate Degree in Liberal Arts. I’m working on recovery from self-injury and working toward stabilizing my bipolar symptoms. Recovery is very important to me. I’ve been mostly single the past few years and plagued by a seemingly never-ending series of jackasses, assholes, and married men. I have no children of my own, but I have lots of nieces and nephews I love to spoil.







LOL
4, 9, and 10 are the ones that aren't me.