Top 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Might have Bipolar Disorder
10. She is a natural blond AND still has an IQ of 140.
9. She thinks PMS is for wimps.
8. There are times in the year were she STOPS talking.
7. She is the one in the Club dancing with glow sticks for hours without taking a break.
6. She takes drugs to have a normal state instead of freaking out.
5. One word – EXTREME
4. Always interesting.
3. DON’T PISS HER OFF.
2. Never any problem with money, because she will have spent it all.
And the Number One Sign You Know Your Girl Friend is Bipolar.
1. She is the most altruistic, sexually adventurous, interesting, moody, optimistic, smart, pessimistic, creative, caring, beautiful, sexy, hyper-sexual, loving person you will ever have the honor to meet.
This is the humorous version… click here for the serious version.
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I’m a thirty-something bipolar woman, an advanced tech agent with a pay tv provider, tax preparer for a local charity, current Tulsa inhabitant, and I’m one credit shy of an Associate Degree in Liberal Arts. I’m working on recovery from self-injury and working toward stabilizing my bipolar symptoms. Recovery is very important to me. I’ve been mostly single the past few years and plagued by a seemingly never-ending series of jackasses, assholes, and married men. I have no children of my own, but I have lots of nieces and nephews I love to spoil.







Who told you about me? Have you been talking to my ex's?