Archive for October, 2006

A One Night Stand – Revisited

5 years ago
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In a previous entry I talked about running into at a birthday party recently. He’s my roomie’s brother. I had avoided him for the past seven or eight years. He was a one night stand that I had blocked from my memory. He was horrible in bed. I wasn’t really broken in when we hooked up and it hurt like hell. He didn’t understand the concept of being gentle.

Four or five years before we had I had a big crush on him. I was fourteen and he was seventeen. He was the first guy I jerked off – well, it was the first time that it wasn’t against my will.

Anyways, I avoided him as much as possible at that birthday party. I had forgotten about him afterwards and didn’t expect to see him again any time soon.

Saturday, my roomie decided to have a little get-together at our apartment and I’ll be damned if Doug didn’t show up.

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"Feel the Fury!"

5 years ago
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I have an unconventional pet. His name is Osiris and he is a beautiful ball python. I call him Osiris – after the Egyptian God of Death and Rebirth/Resurrection. I’ve had him since the end of February 2006.

Due to the Christian conditioning of my childhood I was terrified of snakes. I thought they were the embodiment of pure evil.

I faced my a few years ago at the Tulsa State Fair. There was this huge sixteen foot Burmese python that was taking pictures with people. Her name is Harriet and I decided to take a picture with her.

I sat in the chair while this guy wrapped this enormous snake around my body. At first I was panic-stricken and I worried that I would have an anxiety attack. It took the guy about ten minutes to get Harriet situated around me. I was amazed at how tame she was. I took the picture and afterwards I noticed that my fear of snakes had dwindled a bit.

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Beware the Doorbell

5 years ago
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I just had some . :D

You know those annoying-ass, door-knocking, proselytizing, holier-than-thou assholes that go around trying to “save your soul from eternal damnation and the depths of hell”, well, I just scared the hell (no pun intended) out of a few of them.
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