Well, I had one helluva good time last night. I woke up in bed naked next to - ’s ex fiancee. I was shocked. Good thing me and her aren’t anymore or this would really fuck shit up.

Nikki and me went to pick up. We had invited him to the party when we ran into him at the Staind/Three Days Grace show on April 25th. I had never thought of him sexually, hell, I never even judged his hotness lol. When a guy is with your friend, you just kinda block them out or something.

Anyways, when we got to the bar, , mom, brad, auntie, stacy, lisa, randy, jay, patrick, luis, chris, dena, sean, jenny, joe, joe momma, granny, charlie, pat, ronnie, traci, hunter, medea, cameron, tim, don, amber 2, and martin was there. I know there was a shitload more people there, but I can’t remember any others.

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