Last night was CRAZY!

Robert and Cody came over and we started drinking jager. Then on the way to Cockleburz Saloon we drank a bottle of peppermint schnapps. I didn’t eat all day (boy am i a dumbass)… anyways we get to the bar and Brooke gives me a triple jager. I downed that one and Johnny bought me another, then Chris bought me another, after that Brian bought me a triple rattlesnake, then Brooke gave me a xtra large on the beach and 2 screwdrivers, then Chris bought me another triple shot of jager…. um yeah by this time I was SHITFACED!!! I decided I had enough, but it was too late lol. I didn’t take in to consideration that I hadn’t eaten so yeah I was pretty damn wasted.

Everyone was there. Dena, Nikki, Chris, Jesse, Christie, Joe, Brooke, Rosa, BJ, Donnie, Punky, Me, Robert, Cody, Johnny , Brian… and other people that I can’t remember right now. Dena is my cousin, Chris is her hubby, BJ and Rosa are his parents, Punky and Jesse is his siblings, and Donnie and Christie are their significant others. Joe and Brooke there. Robert is Dena’s cousin and Cody is his friend and Nikki/ is my roomie. Brian and Johnny are regulars at the bar.

Johnny Paul is pretty fuckin hot. I was talking to him alot. Then Cody little young ass walks by and calls me baby and grabs my ass… he’s barely 21, still a puppy. Then I started rubbing on Brian’s bald head. He likes it alot. He complimented me and kept staring at my boobies… then we started talking about piercings and stuff… then he told me that his other head is shaved too. I told him I wanted to see it so we went to the men’s room. (I work there so I was embarrassed about it today but I didn’t give a damn last night)…. anyways so we get in the bathroom and he whipped it out and I started touching it… he’s completely shaved and it was sexy, then we realized there was a guy in the stall taking a shit… it ended up being Chris, Dena’s hubby. So that was pretty damned funny. That is the third time Chris has caught me in the bathroom with someone before lol. I guess he’s used to it by now. After he left the bathroom Brian started playing with my nipples, he loved the piercings then we started kissing and stuff…

I started talking to Rosa and my ass brought up the fact that I’ve slept with 2 of her sons… I had felt guilty about it for a long time and apologized to her for it. I had been dodging her since it happened lol.

Then Robert jacked some guy for $100 bucks and bounced out, and he was supposed to give me a ride back home. Johnny had left because he had to go work on his cd at the studio. So I talked Dena and Chris into giving me a ride home.

Then I went back to Brian and he grabbed my hand and put it on his crotch so I took it further and unzipped his pants and started playing with his cock right there at the bar for everyone to see. *slaps head*

He was trying to get me to let him come home with me when it was closing time. Dena, Brooke and Joe was rounding everyone up and telling them it was time to go home and a fight broke out. Jesse’s wife had left early and some crankster hoochie was hitting on him and he was returning her advances, then his sister started trying to fight the hoochie. Dena got in the middle and told Punky to calm down and then BJ hit Brooke in the eye and Dena pushed him off Brooke and he hit her in the throat with a pool stick, then Jesse busted a beer bottle on the pool table then Joe grabbed the baseball bat and started swinging on people…. all this while I had Brian’s cock in my hand. I was so gone it was all surreal. I didn’t even realize it had really happened until after it was over. Dena was upset because she thought she was gonna lose her job since her started the fight and Brooke was upset because BJ blacked her eye. We all get out in the parking lot and Jesse is trying to fight Chris, then Dena dragged Chris to the van and we left. Apparently they stayed and tried to cause more shit, so Joe and Brooke had to get the bouncers from across the street (Escapades) to come over and break up the brawl….

So then Nikki/Dudney and I got home and and Gerald was here. They had crawled in my bedroom window. So we was telling them about everything that happened and I made the mistake of eating some cheesesticks with marinara sauce… So anyways after we finished being drunk and loud I passed out. I woke up about 2 hours later and started puking my guts out. Went back to bed, woke up an hour later and started puking again. Went back to bed slept an hour and threw up again. By this time it was all stomach acid and was coming outta nose… burned like a bitch. I chugged some water and laid down and starting puking it up. Then I dunked my head in a sinkful of cold water and tried to stop throwing up. I laid on the cold leather couch hoping it would make me feel better, then I started gagging so I had to run to the patio and threw up out there. I had a splitting headache. I went back to bed slept 3 hours, then had to get up for work… and yes surprisingly I made it to work. Luckily, I didn’t get sick again.

AND THE LESSON HERE BOYS AND GIRLS IS TO NOT MIX LIQUORS ESPECIALLY ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!

Trust me you don’t wanna learn this one the hard way.

On this day..